Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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