Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
wow bdsm is so cute
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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