Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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