Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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