i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
home. puking in laundry basket.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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