Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Randomize
