Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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