shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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