We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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