God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
