So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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