Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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