yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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