I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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