after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
