I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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