**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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