There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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