I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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