I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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