i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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