I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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