You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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