Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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