I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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