do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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