I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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