It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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