my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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