sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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