did you get engaged???
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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