Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
