I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Randomize
