Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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