I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I cannot find my penis.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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