He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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