I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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