office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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