did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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