Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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