I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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