I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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