in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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