I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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