i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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