Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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