Kiss
Puke
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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