if i can run in heels then i can drive
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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