i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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