Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face