felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him