Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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