just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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