he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He felt like a one man threesome
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
