Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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